My friends, listen, I know you’ve heard this like a million times today but it bears…

My friends, listen, I know you’ve heard this like a million times today but it bears repeating: DO NOT–under any circumstances–look directly at the face of Donald Trump as he gives his national address tonight at 9 pm.

While immediate and total blindness may or not occur, scientists agree the damage to your brain will be devastating, perhaps irreversible.

You have been warned. Now go enjoy your eclipse.

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