MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.
Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye
I fucking hate how posts like this arent seen as sexist bullshit. Imagine if this were a dood saying it about a woman. All the sudden everyone would be up-in-arms about it but since its a chick with insecurity issues, we can let it slide.
Mr. Man and me had a good day
w i l d
this is almost beat-for-beat a birthday retelling of that lady who had a social media meltdown bc people wouldn’t play her thousands of dollars to help host her dream wedding and apparently went to go backpacking in south america
This … Is… AWESOME!!!
interdimensional, radioactive gods, please interact
is that Finn in a fucking bear suit?!?!… no… its a lion suit.
…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.
“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”
man these pumkins are like my hopes and dreams…. they dont stand a chance
Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious
You and your little family are so fucken cute
I know right?! Im so happy! Got the perfect lil family =D