Category: me

Bullet’s helpful life tips #1:While Tyrannosaurus hunting, be sure to wear camouflage and…

Bullet’s helpful life tips #1:

While Tyrannosaurus hunting, be sure to wear camouflage and always mask your live meaty meal scent with Patchouli. The atrocious smell will drive anything looking to harm you away…. along with everything else

My beautiful pregnant little girl

My beautiful pregnant little girl

This is my pet chicken. 1st name: Rick Middle name:…

This is my pet chicken.

1st name: Rick

Middle name: James

Last name: Bitch

TIIIIIIINNNNYYY RIIIIIIICCCKKKK!!!!

My cock. Heh. See what i did…

My cock.

Heh.

See what i did there?^

….clever….

That one time @beelzebubxiii made me feel really fukin good…

That one time @beelzebubxiii made me feel really fukin good about myself. Like i made someones life better, made that person better and maybe made the world a little better.

My chicken fallows me to chill. I love this bird.

My chicken fallows me to chill. I love this bird.

Guess whos gunna be a daddy?!

Guess whos gunna be a daddy?!

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?and we’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have!?

?and we’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have!?